A reader sent me this: http://myfriendsaremarried.tumblr.com.
Warning: Liberal use of the F-word. But it's silent. And the site sums up what it can feel like when "all my friends are married."
It works better as a joke than as a guide to life!
For one thing, partying is (arguably) for Single Life, not Single Life for partying. And not to kill the buzz, but the protagonist's anti-marriage stance might soften a bit under the right circumstance, e.g.
MY FRIENDS SAY SEX IS SOMETHING TO BE RESTRICTED TO SOMEONE WHO LOVES ME SO MUCH HE MARRIED ME AND I'M LIKE
hahaha some of these are so deliciously spot-on. :)
ReplyDeletePrecisely what I needed. Thank you for sharing, Seraphic!
Thanks for the laughs! These were hysterical.
ReplyDeleteMy favourite was the F Bomb when you hear someone a lot younger than you is engaged. I know I know, I'm awful, that says a lot about me and my potty mouth oh the shame the shame of it. True though!
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Sinéad.
I like the one when she comes home to an empty apartment and starts to dance like Hugh!!!
ReplyDeleteWho is the "Hugh" she is like?
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