Scene: Thursday, car park in North Berwick, Scotland. The McAmbrose and Single families are in a rental car. Auntie Seraphic and Pirate are in the back seat, and Uncle Ben and Pirate's Mum are in the front.
Pirate: Guess what?
Uncle: What?
Pirate: Chicken butt.
Auntie (genuinely): Ha ha ha ha ha!
Pirate: Ha ha ha ha ha! Guess who?
Uncle: Who?
Pirate: Chicken butt. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Auntie: Okay, cut that out. I only laughed because I hadn't heard it in twenty years.
Scene: Friday, highway in Perthshire, Scotland. Pirate's Mum is again in the driver's seat, and Uncle Ben is beside her. Auntie S and Pirate are once again in the back.
Pirate: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Auntie: Chicken butt. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Pirate: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Pirate's Mother (to Uncle B.A.) I'm really sorry. Now Seraphic has been influenced by Pirate and you have to live with the results.
Auntie: Chicken butt! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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