Friday, 23 December 2011

"What Do Aunties Do?" Redux

Scene: Dinner Table

Pirate's Mum: Pirate, what do aunties do?

Pirate: They fool around.

Sensation.

Perfectly Innocent House Guest (mournfully): Denounced by a seven year old.

Auntie: What do you mean by fooling around, exactly?

Pirate hops down from the cushion on his chair.


Pirate (with relish): They walk around like THIS! (He does a shambling dance in a circle.)


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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous24 December 2011 at 01:43

    Having actually met Pirate, these updates amuse me quite a bit. Totally hear him saying these things...

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