Monday, 22 March 2010

Singles Snippets

1. I woke up at 5 AM; jet lag lingers.

2. My brother told me of a very young woman applying for a job at his firm.

"Are there any Single men in the office?" she asked.

Okay, hello. Funny, but so not professional.

3. I showed my copy of Seraphic Singles to a Single woman I met after Mass. Her male friend hovered by her elbow and said "You need that book. You're Single."

"Oooh," I said, embarrassed. "That's just the kind of comment Single women hate."

But then a thought struck.

"Hey," I said to the man. "You're Single!"

Oh, poppets. I have written an article for my paid job and I am wiped so I am going to bed. I hope you had a lovely weekend.

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