Scene: Dinner Table
Pirate's Mum: Pirate, what do aunties do?
Pirate: They fool around.
Perfectly Innocent House Guest (mournfully): Denounced by a seven year old.
Auntie: What do you mean by fooling around, exactly?
Pirate hops down from the cushion on his chair.
Pirate (with relish): They walk around like THIS! (He does a shambling dance in a circle.)