Okay, hello. I did not exactly have an avalanche of Thanksgiving emails yesterday! But perhaps those playing the Singles' Thanksgiving Survival Game did not know they were supposed to email, so the combox is open for American readers' Thanksgiving dinner stories and reports. So far it seems that the families of American are learning not to pick on Singles for their Singleness, at least at Thanksgiving dinner.
Kate P gets two points, not for watching her sister snuggle and worrying she'll become like her flaky Single aunt, but for her uncle's girlfriend's needlings. I considered taking one away because Kate P dissed her Single aunt, but there is no evidence she did this out loud. If she did, one point to Kate P, and one to her aunt.
Cordi gets a point because her three-year old cousin asked her if her brother was her boyfriend.
I was not sick yesterday. (Someone is worried about my unusual Friday silence.) I was just very busy.
Update: Say, some of you have been hatin' on my future Queen because of her one-time-only see-through dress. Listen. I have had a look at this see-through dress and anyone who has ever worn a bikini cannot throw stones. The outfit, which the then Miss Middleton wore in a charity fashion show, is basically a bandeau bikini and with a super-fancy cover-up. I would not have worn it myself when I was 20 and squishy, but I definitely would have, for a charity fashion show, when I was 26 and wiry. (I would not have worn a bikini, as I found out when my then-perfect body and I went to Bikini Village to buy one and I chickened right out.) A fashion show is a fashion show. It is like being in a play. I wonder if ex-thespian B.A. was ever naked on stage? Let me yell out.
Oooh! He says he was once on stage clad only in a pair of boxer shorts. Well, I never.
Anyway, my point about dressing like the Duchess of Cambridge was to dress the way she does now. I wish all British girls did because, listen, some of them actually wear bikini-like outfits to clubs, even minus the super-fancy cover-up. And naturally you should not live with a man for years while you both dither about whether you should get married or not, even if the press did chase his mother around until she died rather horribly in a paparazzi-caused car crash.