Seraphic: Listen, O Lord. I am going a bit squirrelly here. I realize we are approaching Elizabeth-and-Zachariah territory, but I need a young thing in the house. I'm starting to wonder if bats make good pets. That's where I'm at. Do something.
God: Well, this is your lucky day, for it turns out I have another Polish student with a housing cris--.
Seraphic: Awesome! When can she move in?