The lady in this photograph got married yesterday. She is 46 years old. Her husband is a very normal looking Scots civil servant in his 60s. He has no piercings.
I've seen this lady dozens of times on my way down Edinburgh's Royal Mile. She's a fixture, selling jewellery and posing for photographs with tourists.
Discuss in the combox. Kindly, though. From everything I've ever heard or seen, she's a nice lady.
Update: May I just get the ball rolling by pointing out that she is at least 15 years younger than he is. The more I see of life, the more I think men think women 15 years younger than they, no matter how kooky, are simply adorable.
Photo by George Gastin.